Orange is the New Black cast for EW

(Source: causeallkindsoftrouble)

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One night,
I will wake up at three AM
And I will roll over
Into your arms.
You will rub my back
Until I fall back to sleep.
I will wait for that.

(Source: knotsandwaves)

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dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

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tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

tarassein:

stunningpicture:

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

this put the biggest smile on my face

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I seriously

anexcitingdaydream:

Just want to cuddle and sleep. Hold me and I’ll hold you and we can snore in each other’s faces all night. It’s so much more comfortable than sleeping alone.

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rhizomatous:

Coyote riding public rail in Portland, OR (via)

rhizomatous:

Coyote riding public rail in Portland, OR (via)

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Dear iPhone: I am NEVER trying to write “ducking.” Sincerely, Everyone.
Kristen Bell (via nickie4president)

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inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

(Source: s4dg0th)

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shouldertappingghosts:

Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are

[whispers]

people you know on here

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sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

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neos109:

If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied

Illuminate the “no”s on there vacancy signs

If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks

Then I’ll follow you into the dark

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shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”

shitshilarious:

"whats for dinner mom?"

A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass

(Source: thepowergame)

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